arigatou ne~ 
ms wee, but demo yo~ the ning da already owes you a lot of money ne~ 
(btw, you have to tell me how much i owe you cos i can’t remember… 
) feel bad ne~ and i can do without mags. 
really. really. really. or maybe not. 
aaaaarggghhhhh!!! mop why do you have to be such a “hot mop”?!?! 
(as mag called him… ) actually, why is there no ready source of ♥&peace here in the middle of nowhere?
there’s some poor guy in the audience (right at the front against the rail too, lucky thing! ) 『滝翼春魂』 standing there watching takki the yellow banana () walk past with a highly trauma-ed jaw-dropped expression. 
case of the poor whipped!boyfriend? … unless he’s a tsuba fan cos, yanno, the ning da can’t imagine takki having any male (self-respecting… or not ) fans in which case maybe he was horrified at the clothes tsuba let his aikata get away with wearing ne~ *cough* blue!big bird *cough* yellow banana *cough*
cos studying leads to boredom (at least it’s not the root of all evil like some crack!philosopher with too much time, money & crack wrote 
) the laws of ♥&peace yo~
» the uke always dances better than the seme cos maybe more flexible? cos ano~ takki & pail… the exception being ero-zachou & hair but the ning da’s never seen hair dance except for the little bit where he was fishing inocchi. 
demo ne~ hair & dancing is just… and ero-zachou is one of the four dancing kings yo~
» 花心-ness is a seme trait … unless it involves silver shoes.
and the ning da can’t remember any more cos such things only seem important when you’re procrastinating ne~
… and cos xx complains i only fangirl, the ning da bought another bottle of shampoo. 
to join my big happy family of 2 shampoos + 4 conditioners + 3 treatments + misc other stuff. at least i know that if i ever go crazy (or blind 
) deciphering long-winded judgments that go on & on i can open a hair salon ne?
EDIT @ 04:15 am: just remembered yo~ 
watch 『いざッ、Ｎｏｗ！』 2nd disc for massive(ly amusing ) amusing examples of bedhead ne~ which is really the only reason to watch it cos it’s really boring ne~ unfortunately they wear caps/hats most of the time. although aiba-chan forgets his a lot and has seriously gravity defying hair. and nino really does have bad bedhead. the one pathetic time pail isn’t wearing his ugly dior rasta hat he has normal (if very ironed ) hair and mop has his hat permanently glued to his head. leader’s hair already stuck up *cough* coconut brush *cough* so not much difference ne?
WAAAAAHHH!!!!! seventeen issue 11&12 has mop! mop! mop! pretty da ne~ i think it’s the june issue but then the ning da has no idea how seventeen is run ne~ and it’s a pretty johnny’s packed issue with kat-tun & 関ジャニ８ as well yo~ KYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
this is bad. 
very very very bad yo~ major want-age da yo~ 
doushio??? to buy or not to buy? any seventeen reader not a mop fan out there who can spare the ning da a couple of pages? aaaaarghhh! why is there no kinokuniya here?!
EDIT » and omfggg~ KYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! 
look. *dies*
the ning da is really supposed to be mugging, *kicks mid-sem* 
BUT YAAAAAYYY!!!!! 
『素顔３』 finished downloading yo~~~ and the ning da just sent off another long list. kyaaa~ happy da yo~~~ including 『ＳＵＭＭＡＲＹ』 & 『ｅｘｃｉｔｅ』.
… and crap, i’m seriously liking t&t’s 「未来航海」 haven’t heard 「仮面」 yet, thank goodness ne~ (nor seen the (in?)famous PV ) the ning da is a very bad fangirl yo~ *whacks self*
demo demo demo~~~ SUMMARY SUMMARY SUMMARY SUMMARY SUMMARY it’s finally released in full (a few days ago ne?) after waiting for sooooo long and the fangirl report i read was really really really good. kyaaaaa~ johnny’s history ne~ must must must watch yo~ there’s 「アンダルシアに憧れて」 (of course ne? ) with kame-chan doing ko-chan’s part. manga rental shop, you better bring a copy (or two ) in yo~~~ i’m definitely passing up on 『ｅｘｃｉｔｅ』 but the ning da absolutely has to have 『ＳＵＭＭＡＲＹ』 yo~ if only to laugh at news attempting to be arashi ne~ *cough* sho-kun’s rapping *cough*
and news’ 『ｔｏｕｃｈ』 has recorded version of 「ｌｏｖｅ ｓｏｎｇ」. which means no more fan screaming. (and crazy fangirl screaming out “yamaP” halfway through the song )
WAAAAAHHH!!!!! the ning da wants to watch 『ミンアのテレビ』 da ne~~~ and i have a very long list of the stuff i want to watch. can’t find the MS 「サクラ咲ケ」 special (?) thingie and everyone says their clothes+image was really nice there ne~
read [ the wolves of willoughby chase ] last week sometime and the main point of the story seems to be the frequency with which people lock other people into broom closets. no, really *whacks self* that’s from a rabid xw fangirl point of view. 
but they do go about locking people into broom closets as if it’s the normal & logical thing to do in those circumstances. unfortunately it’s one person per broom closet.
pluuuuug~ much needed tomapi raburabu ne~ and the wink up translation is highly amusing yo~ *baps them all on the head including mop&pail* do they all hang out at the same place or something? and *cough* ero-jiji is trying to get his ero-hands onto his son’s pie. like father-in-law, like son ne? *cough*
ps the ning da borrowed the complete collection of winnie the pooh from the library ne~ even though it weighs a tonne. … and i absolutely cannot imagine a hefferlump backflipping with roo. *faints*
fufu~ according to our wonderful (seme-cookie induced ) theory, ko-chan should sing top & tsuyo bottom cos that’s what takkitsuba do ne~ and it’s so right yo~ cleanliness dept singing “chinese”… prolly wouldn’t register as anything vaguely intelligle to the ning da ne~ considering i already don’t fully understand chinese songs. shame on me. but it sounds different yo~ *whines*
[rant] *whacks numerous long-winded judges who will henceforth remain un-named… partly cos i can’t remember their names anyway * i don’t need a history lesson just before you lay down new principles yo~~~ 
cos it’s crim, sometimes if they’re being particularly evil they start narrating from the very very beginning and that is sometimes in the 1500s. 
and really ne~ whatever principle will become precedent negativing all these old precedents they’ve just spent pages rehashing. bleeeeehhh~~~ *whines* [/rant]
smap’s 「がんばる王子」 is seriously crack crack crack yo~ there’s a lot of random talking (more like sighing? ) i wish i understood but i don’t that sounds very very melodramatic. something that starts off with “僕は人生” blah blah blah. and i swear i hear someone say shingo-mama somewhere in the middle. *wishes she understands* it’s actually quite a nice song, ignoring all the random drama & talking yo~
uuurghhh~ stoned. 
words don’t make sense. *whacks baka old long-winded judge* (this is prolly how most of my posts are going to start off… )
anyway, moving on! *whacks judge a bit lot more* 嵐 learning chinese and releasing CD by the end of the year?! (the ning da wants to watch yo~ lucky ne~ learning in a chinese restaurant! ) ehhh… maji de?!?! CD release is good but no no no~ the ning da doesn’t want to hear them sing in chinese. ack! listening to hyde etc “speaking chinese” in 『ｍｏｏｎ ｃｈｉｌｄ』 is bad enough yo~ so let it be two unrelated things ne~
『ごくせん』 season 1 ep10 is out already yo~ and evil compy-san is running out of HDD space. demo demo demo~ 『素顔３』 (… or is it 2? i only know it’s sugao something… if it’s 2 it’ll have the cleanliness dept chibis and i’ll get to see who the chibi that sounds like a dying cat is ) isn’t completing cos there aren’t any seeds left. the ning da plans on buying the actual thing but… *whines*
honey toast is yummy da ne! sugar! sugar! sugar! sugar! buuuuut it’s too late to eat now ne~ 
the ning da is sugar-deprived & stoned. 
and tokio’s 「ｄｉｎｇ ｄｏｎｇ」 is crack.
it’s not my fault. really. the teddy bear shop lady was talking about donkeys (cos the en was buying her eeyore ne~ ) so what was the ning da supposed to think? donkey = aiBAKA-chan da yo~ *pat pat pat*
tigger = toma & eeyore = p-chan (cos one is bouncy and eats springs for breakfast and the other is err… stoned ) from before so we now (collectively) have tomapi. and then the en says that it’s inter-species and so you’d get a tiggore. and well… the ning da’s brain goes tiggore = donkey on crack = aiBAKA-chan *whacks self* … which would make aiBAKA-chan tomapi’s offspring?! *bangs head* demo ne~ aiBAKA-chan is the senpai ne?
… unfortunately i can’t blame the workings of my brain at that point on sugar or msg or anything cos i hadn’t eaten anything the whole day so it really is a free&voluntary product of the ning da’s warped fangirl brain.
and yesterday the ning da was talking about leader playing mop like a guitar to the ms wee. *bangs head* it’s the mop frenching leader cap exerting subconsious influence on me yo~ (it popped up again somewhere i can’t remember where )
UUUUURGHHH!!! shuuuuun~ WHYYY?!?! dating a MM girl (although i’m not surprised it is an MM girl… ) actually it is an ex-MM girl desshou? cos apparently the poor girl had to quit? demo demo demo~ what about nari ne~ *pats nari* there goes all the nari&shun fun and ♥&peace yo~ WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! *remembers [ as you like it ] stageplay*
pointless post but WAAAAAHHH~ the ning da wants to whine ne~ even after wailing to the ms wee online.
ehehe~ sou ka~ that chibi!mop clip. *is disappointed* the ning da wants more chibi!mop cos, yanno, he was so totally a CUUUTE chibi yo~ not to mention a very *cough* brilliant *cough* one too ne~ wonder where he got the facial exercise idea from. the evilness of the clip hadn’t finished when i left ne~
the ning da has resolved to go on an anti-sugar & anti-chocolate & anti-ice cream healthy diet so please whack the ning da if she dust clouds toward the sugar ne?
kyaaaaa~ paddington bear is teh CUUUTE the ning da wants one too! finished reading [ a bear called paddington ] whilst waiting for laundry ne~ and the postcript where the author says he was travelling with a stuffed paddington and the pilots kidnapped him to the cockpit for the whole flight cos paddington wanted to try flying the plane is just squeeeee. demo ne~ the library doesn’t seem to have the rest of the series yo~ the ning da wants paddington yo~ and whilst we’re at it, peter rabbit & jemima puddleduck too please~
cos the disappeared 『５ｘ５』 post will remain just that, 「ｌｕｃｋｙ ｍａｎ」 PV caps. only the start with the major grope-age cos the screencap program is teh EVIL and i’ve deleted it cos it’s evil da ne~
poor p-chan ne~ *pat pat pat* he needs toto-chan to share/spread some a LOT of the crack ♥&peace ne~ yup, the ning da has 「cherish」 mp3. demo ne~ i don’t really like the song? not that fond of news songs but i prolly like 「希望〜Ｙｅｌｌ〜」 best.
last night’s post was eaten due to my own stupidity fufu~ of course the 「cherish」 PV girl falls madly in ♥ with p-chan cos there’s no one else ne~ *ignores various cries of outrage* cos if she falls madly in ♥ with ryo-chan, uchi will catfight her. and if she falls madly in ♥ with uchi, ryo-chan will death glare + exercise his 毒舌 skills. (honed on haha-chan and as practised on massu, tego etc ) and if she falls madly in ♥ with 電燈泡 he has his own J禁 uke. and the rest of news are little more than chibis ne~ *dodges whacks*
demo ne~ falling madly in ♥ with p-chan comes attached with one 電燈泡 & one stalker and a whole lot of stonedness. so maybe she should take her chances with catfighting uchi or something ne~ unless she has an aversion to major crack yo~ *cough* 関ジャニ８ crack family *cough* the ning da hasn’t watched the PV yet, but i’ve seen random caps of that part ne~
news new album release in little less than 2 weeks ne~ *whacks mr johnny* exactly WHAT are you thinking?! *whack whack whack* and then all the mags will have lots & lots of news. aaarghhhhh~~~ dame yo~ i don’t want news ne~
DUET MAAAAAY!!!!! *glomps ms wee* arigatou ne~ does p-chan look stoned on his pikapika boardlet? kyaaa~ nino&smurfs! nino&smurfs! nino&smurfs! nino&smurfs! nino&smurfs! omggg~ monkey king-sama why are you so cute? *pinches cheeks* and and and~ mop teh pretty hair ne~ and t&t on the cover is always good ne~ better than kat-tun/news yo~ (gomen ne~ )
even though i should really be sleeping BUT i downloaded a trial version of some screencapping program for apple-san so i can cap 『５ｘ５』 and subject everyone to crack & bad hair yo~ cleanliness dept ♥ yo~ esp the bad hair part yo~ *cough* mushroom hair *cough* and cos, yanno, must try new programs out ne? so therefore 「サクラ咲ケ」 PV caps yo~ it’s still crack & bad hair ne~ don’t exactly have much else on apple-san cos everything is on evil compy-san at home which is prolly why it’s so evil ne? demo ne~ don’t really like the program ne~ cos unless you pause the video, it’ll be run on without you whilst you’re capping. 
