are you really sure you want what i’m on? cos it’s legal theory, crim law & stoned-ness yo~ to all those ero-jiji out there (takki not included ) the ning da really wants to throw her crim casebook at you yo~!!! or more like thrust book in face and see you in court ne~ cos i keep thinking what offence to charge them with and how to argue each of the elements ne~ *bangs head*

and en~ doubt i’ll be free during mid-sem cos i’ve got to write my fugging essay WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *wails* you can make up your neglect at the end of the year, ne? else the ning da won’t forgive you yo~ the flying hair straighteners thingie is maybe he will decide he wants a *cough* coconut brush of his life *cough* too, ne? *whacks self* or maybe a monkey *runs away* the ning da wants to know what the “matsujun samba” is too ne~ *has bmi*

and yes, this really is supposed to be the next crack installment yo~ (which is very short) but but but i need to know what is the masculine equivalent of 愛妻?! (does it exist or were they too much a chauvinistic patriarchal society? )

the ning da mentioned the competition between aiba-chan & sho-kun in the last ficcage post, ne? fufu~ it’d so end up a tug of war competition between inedible 愛妻 bento & video games yo~~~ (the parties themselves are unimportant?! ) to abuse finnis’ seven basic goods, it’d be whether life?sociability? or play is more important to nino-specific human flourishing ne~ (i would say finnis would be turning in his grave but i don’t think he’s dead yet ne~ ) demo ne~ i don’t think finnis was particularly concerned about food being necessary for human flourishing cos the seven basic goods are practical reasonableness, sociability, life, play, aesthetic experience, knowledge & religion… so where does inedible 愛妻 bento fit?!?! and since no one (including the ning da ) really wants to hear about natural law *gets kicked by people* the ning da will stop here ne~

and i’ve thought of how to turn the crazy “mop likes sho-kun who likes bribes nino who likes… blah blah” polygon thingie into mop&pail! cos they can’t rely on the magic (indigestive?! *dies* laxative? *whacks self* ) power^TM of 愛妻 bento ne~ it’d be freaking scary if they did yo~ *shudder shudder goosebump* cos bento rabu is reserved for teh cute so teh H & ero have to find something else ne~ … like the closet/locker room/showers? *whacks self* (demo ne~ some HP fan actually said before that in her father’s time in british boarding school if you lingered in the showers it was a sign that… *cough cough* you needed some “help” ne~ and yes! this is irrelevant yo!!! *grabs head* )

and after the whole *cough* multiple strategic holes hole in the shirt fiasco the ning da was thinking about flammable hair products *whacks self* but i’ve already planned on singeing someone’s eyebrows and bunsen burner poodling someone’s hair ne? *just remembered* so it’s prolly a bit too pyro-happy ne~ and i think the firemen can just camp over at the school yo~

『ｔｅｈ　ｅｂｉｌｃｒａｃｋ！』 is actually very very innocent the ning da wants to make it more ero ne~ no, i really didn’t say that yo~ 純潔〜純潔〜純潔だよ〜〜〜 *bangs head*