fuff~ 『金田一少年の事件簿』 (the matsujun one) finished da ne~ 
yappari ne~ mysteries make my head hurt ne~ don’t think i watched them in order either ne~ 
cos the eps are labelled with the case title, i don’t know the order ne~ 
demo ne~ it was OMGSOCUTE *pinches their cheeks* 
kindaichi & miyuki fight like an old married couple da ne~ 
and there’s chibi!hasejun ne~ and zomg~ nari in a girl’s kimono in the butterfly ep totez pwnz *pinches cheeks* his character was raised as a girl by his crackpot!father ne~ and they live in the DMJ house castle with lots&lots of weird butterflies ne~ 
『金田一少年の事件簿』 is surprisingly CRAAACK 
the ning da always thought it was supposed to be serious ne~ but liek omg~ the titanic references (+music 
) in the ghost ship “marie celeste” ep hurts me SOBAD yo ne~ 
kindaichi was reenacting the rose&jack scene at the prow of the ship… by himself and this liek totez pains me *dies* my brain liek just died ne~
the ning da misses the old 『Dの嵐』 ne~ the 『Gの～』 clothes are too fugly ne~ just watched Mの嵐 松モップ clip from some random ep (eh~ the ning da doesn’t know which ep it comes from ne~ 
) where they make him mop the stage after a concert ne~ and the other members are like singing 「Ａ．ＲＡ．ＳＨＩ．」 *dies laughing* 
watched 『野ブタ。をプロデュース』 ep9 last night OMGNOOO i don’t want it to end yo~ *wails* 
the cliffhanger is totally evil da ne~ *dies* liek omgwtf 修二 you are so not allowed to move away yo ne~~~ 
liek what will 彰 your friends do without you ne? it totez makes me cry ne~ there is liek no ♥ if 修二くん is not here ne~
修二くん～ the ning da will personally spam you with hate mail if you leave without professing your undying ♥ for マリ子… or if you end up professing your undying ♥ for 野ブタ i would so be lesb for マリ子 ne~ (as i was saying to the ms wee last night) demo ne~ マリ子 is really really yasashii ne~ … tsubaki is too fuji-esque it’s kinda scary da ne~ 
修二くん～ is 「ありがとう」 really the only thing you could say to her during the rooftop scene??? *whack whack whack* 
… the dream part totez freaked me out 
liekwtf is up with the grass imprint? scary da ne~ i kinda wish アオイ had REALLY jumped off… grrrrr~ 
EVIL BITCH!!! demo ne~ why did she do all those horrible things ne??? *confused*
彰 totez pwnz should i be scared his crack is contagious and spreading to 修二くん? *cough* glompage scene at the end with the hammer whacking *cough* liekomg~ the mamechichi (sp???
) is liek spiked with crack it’s SOBAD for sanity
WAHAHAHA!!! *dies laughing* liek zomg~ teh bakakame ♥ on crack totez pwnz yadda ne~ why are ficcu converting me to the bakakame ♥ it’s not my fault the ficcu writers are all bakakame fangirls though ne~ 
and liek, d00d, crack is ♥ yo~ i’ll pretend i didn’t read anything about maru&jimmy or shotaperv!mr johnny *faints* GAAAAAHHH!!! prease to spam me with crack!ficcu, kthnxbye~
zomg~ hidezo is CUUUUUTE demo ne~ mr johnny, YOU totez ebil for pimping a cute innocent doggie demo ne~ limited edition, doushiooooo?!?!?! i will liek sacrifice je!pretty for hidezo plushie STFU mr johnny limited ed is no fun da ne~
rui, you’re liek totez teh f4 representative for eyecandy, but prease to go back to france? to dump shizuka’s fiance into the seine and liek take his place, plzkthnz omgwtf~ the gold phone is totez tacky & AH BENG *dies dies dies* even my crow complex thinks it’s fugly ne~ too much bling is actually bad ne~ liek srsly, DMJ~ we donch liek need more evidence of your bad taste yo ne~ … liek is it any wonder tsukushi liked rui first before she liked DMJ ne~ golden monkey notwithstanding, rui has 白马王子 clothes ne~
… is so in pain. DMJ’s 天然バカ-ness liek just gets worse & worse maybe cosh he liek keeps losing braincells each ep??? liek wtf is with the furniture?! and i really really really want to brainwash tsukushi into forgetting rui ne~ but liek omggg he is just too cute!!! demo ne~ rui prease to not backstab DMJ liek that cosh liek he totez wubz you *whacks self* and omggg rui your smile is so cheesy
DMJ mama is totez ebil da ne~ … and sakurako is still rather psycho ne~ omg~ KYAAAAAHHH!!! tsukushi called tsubaki “onee-chan” ne~~~ (liek somehow that just makes me really happy, go figure~ ) demo ne~ tsubaki got tsukushi’s name wrong *dies laughing*
UUUUURGHHH!!! the dead animal coat just made it’s appearance *pukes blood* WAHAHAHAHA DMJ referred to himself as “ore-sama” *dies laughing* atobe-sama! atobe-sama! atobe-sama! demo saa~ yuki’s bf is so mean to DMJ yo ne~ *pats DMJ* … and DMJ actually acquired some self-control ne~ awwwww~~~ *turns into pool of fangirl mush* 
he was so sweet at the zoo ne~~~ baka, but so sweet ne~ the ning da is so proud he actually tolerated yuki’s @$$hole bf without beating him up ne~ … well until he lost his temper ne? WAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe he should liek lay off the skinnies? cosh liek, it might improve his mood? *whacks self*
just finished watching and omggg~ i feel so bad for DMJ ne~ demo ne~ you can’t really blame tsukushi? and i need ep7 liek RIGHT NOW, kthnx~ dear japanese broadcasting station, prease to marathon drama cosh waiting for one ep per week totez kills me 
all the fur coats totally make me droooool ne~ (except, of course, the DMJ dead animal coat ne~ ) and red panda~ come to mummy yo~~~ it needs more screentime da ne~ *whacks director* dear ueno zoo, prease to send me your red panda(s). i promise to take good care of it and feed it fresh sashimi everyday. (demo ne~ what do red pandas eat??? 
)
『ＨＹＤ』 party was fun yo ne~ the ning da agrees about the crack air thing ne~ demo ne~ after marathoning one afternoon, the ning da’s main impressions are a) DMJ mama has SCAAARY eyebrows *dies laughing* ; b) DMJ has bad hair+clothes demo ne~ i think ep6 has the worst? *cough* that furry collar… and to the zoo of all places *falls down* it’s liek a huge advertisement to the zoo inmates to maul you or something the ning da is reminded of that animal rights t-shirt i saw some guy wearing on the street once ne~ 
it said something along the lines of “does your mummy own a fur coat? *insert cute animal picture* his mummy lost hers…” the poor animal was liekomgsoCUTE it almost made the ning da stop liking fur ne~ demo ne~ DMJ’s fur collar really looks like he stuck a dead animal carcass on his collar ne~ i totez ♥ that red panda ZOMG~ let me bring it home! i promise i’ll never make it into a fur coat nor it’s mummy either ne~ … rui should liek share his wardrobe with the rest of f4 ne~ or just DMJ cos i don’t really care about the other f2 *runs away* demo saa~ ep5 changed my opinion of the non-existent f2 they are liek actually alive! *gaspfaint* they’re actually quite yasashii ne~ ; c) would be DMJ is 超天然バカ ne~ *falls down* and i still cringe at DMJ’s tearful farewell scene @ the airport and nooo~ i don’t have anything against shunxmatsujun *cough* 『ごくせん』 anyone? *cough* it’s just that, OOC OOC OOC!!! in relation to the manga, that is ne~ 
and liek DMJ is so not slashable ne~ teh hair is too fugly yanno, DMJxtsukushi is so OTP *kicks rui back to france* demo ne~ drama!DMJ is kinda teh ghei? *cough* manicurists *cough* … or he would be if he had pretty hair & less cakey makeup ne~
sakurako is an ebil psycho bitch yo~ 怖いねぇ～～～ i do think DMJ was really mean to her in the flashback for the drama though~ and when she went to his house too ne~ demo ne~ DMJ mama is scarier cos her eyebrows alone are enough to freak people out … somehow the falshback didn’t seem so mean in the manga? but it’s still liek wtfff?!?!?! and her ebil!chipmunk grin is just *shuddershudder* what happened to DMJ papa? did she liek kill him or something??? the 3 rich bitches need to have their mouths sewn shut ne~ or they could conveniently turn off the sound recording when they’re speaking ne~ okami-san is just weeeird ne~ question, is tea guy akira or soujirou??? *ashamed* and tea guy is not “ichigo ichie” guy, desshou??? or is he? i still think the guy who is supposed to be the drama version of thomas looks like a taiwan!f4 reject liek maybe he was too short to audition for 『流星花园』
unlike the momo!hair, DMJ hair so does not grow on me~ i would liek kill mr johnny and/or mop if it actually did ne~ for killing the last vestiges of my already dying taste ne~ my eyes already hurt everytime DMJ appears on screen and they bleed when his mama does. we need more rui ♥ but i still think he should have stayed in france! *packs rui into fedex box for france*
tsubaki is so much ♥ yo ne~ she’s so unrepentedly teh smiling ebil to her brother demo ne~ i think she kinda killed whatever brain cells he was born with? and liek yesh, it’s so amazing sakurako actually changed clothes + added pretty nail art fake nails before going to the school cafeteria to meet DMJ i ♥ her clothes when she’s playing the sweet little ojou-san though ne~ the psycho bitch clothes are too slutty ne~
… i want to eat 団子 ne~
zomg~~~ i want that unicorn & pegasus yo ne~~~ (yunihiko & his younger twin brother… whatever his name was pega-something ne? *whacks self* ) i liek totez fangirl that anime… whatever its name is. liek zomg~ teh cutecrack! liek omgyey theircrackissocute&chibi~ *whacks self* the ning da ♥♥♥ the unicorn & pegasus but liek, prease to not de-chibi cosh liek unchibi you is liek so not cute i want to kidnap them, stuff them and make plushies of them to sit on my bed. 
pwned, totez.
the ning da wants to watch 『木更津キャッツアイ』 the CM is CRAAAAACK liek zomgwtf duck grope-age?!?! and the pink feather boa (is this where takki got his yumemo idea from??? *whacks self* ) plus, this was before sho-kun became a “fat tub of lard” worthy of teh name pail ne~ *runs away*
a picture speaks a 1000 words ne? so the ning da will let screencaps say everything yo ne~ *runs off*
liek omggg YESHHH!!! bing you so have to watch 『花より男子』 AND 『野ブタ。をプロデュース』 cos they are so on CRAAACK!!! and i totez wubz them for it ne~ the ms wee & i finished ep8 (the subs are out already ne~ ) and liek omg poor 修二くん しゅう～じ～くん～♥ *pat pat pat* i wubz you even though you used to be a heartless ass. liek prease to suddenly decide you are liek zomg madly in ♥ with mariko and we know who the evil psycho bitch mastermind is yo~ *kicks her very hard* liek zomg~ KYAAAAAHHH!!! 彰 i wubz you totez, d00d, totez. liek prease to always be stonedly on crack and drink more soya bean so teh fangirls can continue screaming “naisu oppai!” and the fanservice is so much ♥♥♥ ne~ *cough* chinrest *cough* i need ep9 liek RIGHT NOW! liek omgwtf withdrawal is a cruel cruel thing yo ne~ and there was no preview for ep9 at the end of ep8 liek omfg how am i going to live another week???
demo ne~ i ♥ 『花より男子』 better ne~ and no, it’s really not because the ning da fangirls matsujun cosh liek i fangirl p-chan. but i’m still at ep4 for 『花より男子』 ne~ *ashamed* demo ne~ ep6 is not out yet i is very very sad da ne~ demo ne~ i ♥♥♥ eps3-4 for being so utterly on crack WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing* liek omggg DMJ you are sooooo baka~~~ i couldn’t stop laughing and ended up with sore jaw muscles ne~ demo ne~ it’s so funny when he gets beaten up & stuff (e.g. when they fell through the roof of the lift after climbing up *cough* feeling smarter, DMJ? ) and i need to watch it all over again cos i still can’t tell the difference between the two other f2. they are lumped under the same identity to me.
watched 『ｔｏｋｙｏ ｔｏｗｅｒ』 and liek omfg the subs were so dodgy but i suppose the ning da should be thankful there were subs, ne? cos anyway i still understood the crack bits. okada is HAAAWT but his story is kinda boring ne~ *sheepish* it’s sweet and liek zomg~ the ending was so sweeeeet! KYAAAAAHHH! and i totez wubz on shifumi’s clothes ne~ okada makes a totez hawt angstyuke!少爷 ne~ mop’s story was totally on crack WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *dies laughing* liek omfg the woman was totally psycho!!! and her driving is totally scary i ♥ the part at the carpark payment booth where she pushed him out of her car and drove off *dies laughing* and then her vegetables caught fire in the frying pan and she went all the way to his part time job to go psycho on him and blame him *dies dies dies* it’s actually quite sad ne~ not to mention yoshida is quite whacked up too ne~ *cough* billiard ball *cough* demo ne~ both the tomato and the billiard ball thingies were really funny ne~ and in the yoshida flashback when he appeared at the top of the road and they used that blurry effect thingie… that was really cmi therefore tooru and koji should liek totez forget about older (married) women and run off somewhere together ne~
OMGGG~~~ KYAAAAAHHH!!! liek zomg~ all that eyecandy eyecandy eyecandy ne~~~ *drools* the ning da is only 2min into the first ep and i’m already flooding the screen with drool ne~ the chanel tote is totez ♥ and the kelly bag~ zomg~~~ *faints* and the LV antigua~ WAAAAAHHH!!!
『花より男子』 totez pwnz me, srsly … but the limo marque closeup is only a nissan??? nani?
ebil compy-san is less ebil now ne~ *glomps*
WAAAAHHH~~~ there’s no more 嵐 in 『ｓｅｖｅｎｔｅｅｎ』 ne~ the ning da is very very sad yo ne~ the publishers replaced them with NEWS… UUUUURGHHH!!! *whack whack whack* bleh-ness da ne~ the ning da wants 嵐 back yo ne~ demo ne~ if it’s fat!p-chan i’ll buy it naaa~ *glomps* i guess 嵐 no longer appeals to the 『ｓｅｖｅｎｔｅｅｎ』 target demographic ne? cos they are teh old & wrinkly yo~ *runs away* … i feel too old to be reading 『ｓｅｖｅｎｔｅｅｎ』 actually ne~ and the ning da isn’t even 20 yet ne~ *bangs head* liek omg prease to move your regular column to 『ｖｏｇｕｅ』/『ｒａｙ』/『ｖｉｖｉ』 i wish na~ plzkthnx~ mr johnny, prease to start pimping 嵐 again cosh liek omgwtf i still hate NEWS as a group, that is.
demo ne~ at least i won’t want to buy 『ｓｅｖｅｎｔｅｅｎ』 any more ne~ YAAAAAY!!! extra money to buy 『ｖｏｇｕｅ ｎｉｐｐｏｎ』 ne~ demo demo demo~ i is still sad ne~