woe 
where is shishido-san’s version of 「ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ ｋｉｓｓ」 when i want to overanalyse? 
the ning da blames it all on some random LJ post somewhere she can’t remember, but after listening continuously (kabaji’s “usu!” accompaniment is rather amusing but really, oshitari’s version sounds better 
… and i’m sure the neighbours want to kill me cos valentine’s was ages ago and i’m pretty sure no other song outside of japan will ever have repeated lines of “valentine day kiss!” 
) … and really, it is a disturbing song because the tune is so bouncy that i always get the image of backup dancers and 80s style with the mike stand and horrid clothes *cough* JOHNNY’S *cough* and the idea of kabaji anywhere near that is just so WRONG *faints* 
(and somehow i always get an image of ryo-chan as shishido whenever 『テニプリ』 & johnny’s get mentioned together 
but then, who would be torichu? 
)
but yesh! atobe-sama’s “i love you” does sound like a question, and oshitari’s version sounds like he doesn’t particularly care either way and i can’t find shishido’s version so i can’t say whether it really is like “i love you!!!” (note the exclamation marks)
and the ning da is very depressed. just as atobexshishido was beginning to shout OTP!OTP!OTP! at me (i’m not sure where that came from 
), i read this fic series where shishido chooses a fakely-nice!tori over arrogant-pompous-git!atobe (… like that is much of a hard choice to make 
) after the initial atobexshisido first part 
i feel sorry for poor atobe-sama, really… but he does kinda need an attitude transplant because mr ego-sama and the resident drama queen together would make all the therapists in japan richer than atobe 
and prolly the divorce lawyers too 
… and the media moguls who own stuff like tatler and gossip mags 
but the scariest thing of all is the ning da can so imagine it *dies*
okay, correction! 『ガンダムW』 is about the 1x2x3x4x5x6x9x11x13 (have i got everyone? ) mass orgy that is really really the whole point of everything and everything else (ie the entire plot ) is really only UST and pre- and post-orgy trauma ms wee, do you want me to include letters too? 
*cough* J, G, H, O, S *runs away* … hmph, yes it really is everything the ms wee & en said, but nobody would get converted to mass orgy ♥ if they remembered to save the world and be angsty ne~
a pretty ancient post snippet the ning da never got round to posting: 
umm… my assignment has ONE question (with four parts though) for an assignment total of four marks?! am i the only one who finds this crazy…
my mailbox is being ebil today, mou don’t deprive me of ficcu neee~ *kicks mailbox* 
so 『ガンダムW』 explained by someone who hasn’t actually watched it but has read lots of fic
bing~ liekYESH go read!!! 
『ふしぎ遊戯』 in a nutshell goes something like this: whiny irritating twit, aka miaka, opens a chinese book (which she incidentally can’t read… and did i mention it was glowing? ) in the library one day and gets sucked into the book to an alternate universe that’s sorta like ancient china. there after random people try to kill/rape her she gets rescued by some money-loving guy called tamahome. and they promptly fall in love and live happily ever after… not. some convoluted plotline later, miaka is declared the suzaku no miko (aka the priestess of the deity suzaku, protector of the country she landed in) come from another world to save the country from ruin, aka its evil neighbouring country and the kakkoii but twistedly evil nakago the story continues with her finding the 8 seishi, who are the protectors of the miko i suppose… and they’re all guys too. at the same time her smart but oh-so-naive best friend yui has been sucked into the book to become the seiryuu no miko (seiryuu is the deity of the neighbouring evil country… which liek i can’t remember the name of 
), more accurately known as nakago’s puppet. likewise she has 8 seishi. along the way there is much running around the country, fighting, killing, screaming… and sap … i think that’s all you need to know to read 『ａ ｔｈｉｎ ｌｉｎｅ ｂｅｔｗｅｅｎ』 ne? i’ll explain 『ガンダムW』 another day ne~
got woken up by a call from cactus jam that the new chloe stock came in today. okay, so it was 11:30am, but still… i don’t even remember leaving my name&no no, i really don’t think i did ne~ nande?! i don’t think my 起床气 is that bad right? cos the person kept apologising for calling! liek, then why call ne? demo ne~ the ning da has been reading too many conspiracy action/adventure stories cos the first thing that went through my mind was whether it really was cactus jam… but liek, why would anyone want to pretend? and liekNO, the ning da didn’t go down of course.
KYAAAAAHHH~~~ 
the ning da needs to drool over 『ｐｅｔｓｈｏｐ ｏｆ ｈｏｒｒｏｒｓ』 with someone ne~ leonxDOTP!rabu mou ne~ the ning da really needs to get hold of volume 10 (aka last volume) where apparently papaD gets killed by leon after papaD goes psycho and then papaD gets reborn as D’s younger brother (umm… WTF?! 
) and D leaves LA to run from leon and chris (aka leon’s little brother who was living in the petshop before the mess of volume 10)… but that’s all i know ne~~~ *wails* 
and i’m totally addicted to this fic daiki which is so so so GOOOOOD that the ning da has to check her mail everyday to see if the next part is waiting in her mailbox cos OMG chris & tet-chan! SQUEEEEE (i want a tou-tet too ne~ the animal form is so so so CUUUUUTE ) and this is a big thing cos, yanno, checking mail involves dragging apple-san to uni and apple-san weighs a tonne yo ne~
but the ning da is also not-so-patiently waiting on new chapters of a few 『ガンダムW』 fic so what can i do ne? … not to mention i’ve made it my personal mission to go through the torishishi ljcomm archives in search of the gakuto & jirou objecting ficcie *cough* but i got distracted by the oshigaku ljcomm instead ne~ *cough* and then i was stupid enough to scan through some random chapter of some random je fic just before lecture and there was something dodgy going on between jin, kame-chan & pi-chan and now it won’t go awaaay!!! … so is that called akamepi? *runs away*
started reading 『ふしぎ遊戯玄武開伝』 and it’s surprisingly… nice. miaka (& tamahome) kinda spoilt the first one for me ne~ and it helps that the ning da hasn’t gotten to the sappy parts yet… if there are any *crosses fingers* but no sap is prolly too much to ask for ne? the story this time is more mature and the miko is older too (cos miaka & yui were just about to sit high school entrance exams, ne? liek, i donch really remember so if i’m wrong my bad ) the manga picks off when she’s 17 and her mother has just died, the man she’s always liked rejected her, and she thinks her father doesn’t want her… which might be true, but dunno ne~ i like takiko, the genbu no miko, better than miaka (& yui) cos, yanno, she doesn’t spend half the manga screaming the genbu equivalent of “tamahome!” (which at this point looks to be limdo not to mention actually having brains and sense for once miaka did have inner strength, but it was buried under layers of utter-twit-ness yo ne~
the seishi (it’s seishi right? not senshi cos that’s sailor moon… i think? *confused* ) are… umm, strange? *runs away* there’s only four of them as far as i’ve read, starting with limdo (please tell me the ning da isn’t the only one who thinks his name is just weird but that might just be the stupid english translation ) the estranged prince (his father has been trying to kill him… very oedipus of course, the other bit of the oedipus prophecy is not applicable ) who turns into a girl WTF?! when he invokes his powers. *faints* … it is vaguely disturbing that i think the major pairing is going to be limdo x takiko ne ne ne? then there’s tomite the bounty hunter originally hunting limdo who is so whipped by his mama and keeps getting beat up for being H *dies laughing* can’t really remember tomite from the suzaku/seiryuu arc but the ning da doesn’t remember him being so cmi ne~ the third guy they found was this chubby crybaby kid hatsui who hides inside this spherical basket and shoots needles, which are actually manifestations of his emotional pain. the poor kid keeps getting bullied by tomite … actually, tomite kinda reminds of tasuki *faints* the fourth they found is this stone humanoid thingie maname…
… and people kept getting killed off too.
reread madamhydra’s 『ａ ｔｈｉｎ ｌｉｎｅ ｂｅｔｗｅｅｎ』 (i do wish it’d get completed… *sigh* ) last night and wufei getting stuck in miaka’s body is totez WINNAAAR *dies laughing* although since treize got stuck in yui’s body, 13x5, and i’m 99.999999999…% sure there is/will be 13x5 action, becomes rather disturbing *faints* although the ning da has to say that heero!tamahome & duo!nakago really complicate matters… and promise plenty of interesting developments. if only we had more chapters, damnit! … heero!tamahome & wufei!miaka is very very very disturbing though ne~ i can’t help it, i’ve read enough 1x2 fic to guarantee a lifetime membership to the 1x2OTP!fanclub ne~ *bangs head* if that’s not enough, surely forcing your dear cuzzie read those same fic counts for something ne? *runs away*
please send some of the miss-i’m-queen-of-the-world rabu over here cos deprived doesn’t even begin to describe it yo~ anou saa~ the ning da can’t get beyond the pink limo and the “HEEEEEROOO”-ing… and “queen of the world”? (even a day is still counted as teh BAD ) okay, so fine, the queen of the world was treize’s fault, totez. treize dear~ you’re much better at just standing there and looking pretty (preferably with zechs ) or standing there looking like a tuxedo kamen reject… depending on how you look at it
*squints reeeally hard at relena-sama* i suppose she isn’t all bad, demooooo~ bashing relena is FUN and umm… jealousbitch!relena appeals to inner jerryspringer-ness ne~ 
bing~ if there’s anything you don’t understand, tell me and i’ll happily explain it in explicit detail… but umm, maybe you wouldn’t want that? i’m touched you check regularly, the ning da will try to blog frequently! dear cuzzie~ sorry if i didn’t reply to your comment, i did read it, but… umm, only yesterday? *dodges* hope you had lots of fun in taiwan and bought lots of manga ne~ 
to everyone else (not that you’ve missed me… ) gomen ne for neglecting you, and don’t give up on poor bloggie dear and the ning da yet, please! 
en~ *is equally touched at getting your comment* i’m sure i’ll be able to field whatever mental health liability cases come up once they’ve regained umm… normality through your counselling? or maybe you could um… “suggest” that living out pirate fantasies is a desired way of life ne?