KYAAAHHHHH!!! 
OMG my dear cousin, i love you. heaps. 
thank you muchly for braving hmv to get me ケリーさん’s DVD. 
(and sorry for killing your eyes 
… you can, erm, pretend you never saw that picture? 
i will pay for you to get counselled by en, so don’t worry … or start worrying? ) i really want to see your photos! and how was your trip? and when are you going again? and did you watch the DVD?
makio. DIES. “the things i like are sake, fighting, women and PUDDING” WHUT?! 
it totally kills me laughing every time he says that. because liekOMGWTF WHY PUDDING?! aren’t yakuza supposed to be all man and everything and not like sweet stuff? definitely not to the extent of flying across buildings for pudding. 
HOMGWTF the start is very very strange. 
i was like “WHUT?! am i watching the right movie WTF?” 
because it’s actually the year 2033 which i didn’t notice because i was too busy wondering WTF a bunch of ojii-san are taking over my screen. and then bussan appears as the pizza delivery guy only he’s not bussan. but he’s still okada so i don’t really care who he claims to be cos he’s still hot anyway. and thankfully it then rewinds back to 2003 with the REAL bussan bullying the doctor and uchie’s dad yelling about garbage monsters in ENGRISH.
and everyone is still getting ani’s name wrong (HOMG screenwriters THANK YOU FOR TELLING US ANI’S NAME ) and bambi is dancing yassai mossai again (but IN SHORTS WTFNOPRZ 
bambi i loves on you but PRZ NO SHORTS OF ANY KIND ) so all is right in the kisarazu world. LOL and OMGGG BAMBI’S PITCHING SKILLS ARE LIEK AFGDFSHDGSAF |337 (but liek the amazon girl totally pwns him 22643764575 times 
) and the baseball totally does crazy things that are like totally not physically possible and ucchie totally always saves the day but with a baseball bat? it’s kinda hard to accept. and WTF the counterfeiting bad guy has a yassai mossai dancing compulsion. DIES
OMGWTFFF MY COMPUTER JUST HUNG ON ME 
the yassai mossai-ing broke it WTF. ah pek compy, why deprive me of the ending?! 
going to restart ah pek and reorganise my clubbox downloads now. NOT HAPPY
(image credit goes to boys_paper from left to right, top to bottom: master, ucchie, ani, bussan & bambi 
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OMGGG SAFSDGDSH!!1! DIES 
『堂本兄弟』 10 years SP is OMGSOFUNNY it is liek totally killing me. DED the guests keep commenting on the strangeness of tsuyo’s hair. and his choice of clothes. 
… it’s um, very fashion forward? it’s partly ko-chan’s fault. but liek HOMG the subtitles go SOFAST i can’t keep up!
and johnny-san barbecuing saba fish in hawaii (liekWTF? somebody asked whether he wanted to eat saba that much?! ) triggered the fire alarm and got fire trucks sent out WAHAHAHAHA … i wonder what the hawaiian fire brigade thought? DIES and hyde was so naughty when shinohara tomoe-san interviewed him (sometime in 1998) LIEKOMG I WANT TO INTERVIEW HYDE TOO and the blonde hair was HOMGSOCUTE
… i would type more but the dude singing crazy songs about snails and cockroaches and… other strange things is liek totally killing me all over again. INCOHERENT. 
OMGYEY I MANAGED TO WORK CLUBBOX i am like totally illiterate in korean but i can sorta find my way around now. even though i have no idea what the buttons i’m clicking actually say. BUTOMG 『堂本兄弟』 with chinese subs. (i don’t think there are any of the episodes with gackt though. 
so i won’t get to see the REAL cardboard!gackt ) so i can finally understand all the crack. the download speed CRAWLS during the day though. (it still is ) so i think BT is still faster? unless clubbox maxes out its download speed constantly.
started watching 『未満都市』… which is totally NOT ON CRACK … i’m kinda disappointed? because it’s like a huge JE vehicle but THERE IS NO CRACK WHYYYYY?! the story is very… harsh? bleak? (the most cracky bit was doko!大和 & dots!猛 cycling all the way from tokyo to chiba… which takes about 9 days? ) but sagdfhfdjsafas!!! chibi!jun is SOCUTE OMG and kohara yuki! doko!大和 & dots!猛 are liek SOMARRIED. and dots!猛 is so the wife. and they fight like an old married couple. DIES. it’s vaguely entertaining how one’s such a spoilt brat and the other a naggy mother hen.
and 『クロサギ』 asfshgdgsh!!! P-CHAN!!! the policeguy and tsurara both annoy me. but kurosaki is so cool. even though he does weird akira-esque thingies. … i see akira in kurosaki which is OMGSOWRONGWTF?
… i need to download the 2nd episode of 『Ｍｙ Ｂｏｓｓ Ｍｙ Ｈｅｒｏ』 for my daily(?) crack fix.
the ning da watched 『木更津キャッツアイ』 from start to finish last night ne~ *cough* i slept at 4:30 *cough* it is muchly on crack and very very WTF? ぶっさん バンビ アニ and the ning da rabus 純 even though he appears for all of liek 5 seconds cos it’s nari, desshou?
… the ning da does not have an okada complex. an okada-from-five-years-ago complex. 
nor a tsukamoto takashi complex. and definitely not a sho-kun-before-he-was-fat complex. really. but but but kimono-wearing!バンビ totally makes me LARF … and i think his taste is srsly screwed if he likes mohko but but but what is アニ’s first name?! … it’s not hirohisa though *whacks ぶっさん* it’s too hard to believe that うっちー’s father is a CIA spy even though their whole family speaks engrish and lives on a boat.
… i don’t think バンビ is uke though ne~
not to sawada-kun ne~
fuff~ 『金田一少年の事件簿』 (the matsujun one) finished da ne~ yappari ne~ mysteries make my head hurt ne~ don’t think i watched them in order either ne~ cos the eps are labelled with the case title, i don’t know the order ne~ 
demo ne~ it was OMGSOCUTE *pinches their cheeks* kindaichi & miyuki fight like an old married couple da ne~ and there’s chibi!hasejun ne~ and zomg~ nari in a girl’s kimono in the butterfly ep totez pwnz *pinches cheeks* his character was raised as a girl by his crackpot!father ne~ and they live in the DMJ house castle with lots&lots of weird butterflies ne~
『金田一少年の事件簿』 is surprisingly CRAAACK the ning da always thought it was supposed to be serious ne~ but liek omg~ the titanic references (+music ) in the ghost ship “marie celeste” ep hurts me SOBAD yo ne~ kindaichi was reenacting the rose&jack scene at the prow of the ship… by himself and this liek totez pains me *dies* my brain liek just died ne~
the ning da misses the old 『Dの嵐』 ne~ the 『Gの～』 clothes are too fugly ne~ just watched Mの嵐 松モップ clip from some random ep (eh~ the ning da doesn’t know which ep it comes from ne~ ) where they make him mop the stage after a concert ne~ and the other members are like singing 「Ａ．ＲＡ．ＳＨＩ．」 *dies laughing*