KYAAAHHHHH!!! 
OMG my dear cousin, i love you. heaps. 
thank you muchly for braving hmv to get me ケリーさん’s DVD. 
(and sorry for killing your eyes 
… you can, erm, pretend you never saw that picture? 
i will pay for you to get counselled by en, so don’t worry … or start worrying? ) i really want to see your photos! and how was your trip? and when are you going again? and did you watch the DVD?
makio. DIES. “the things i like are sake, fighting, women and PUDDING” WHUT?! 
it totally kills me laughing every time he says that. because liekOMGWTF WHY PUDDING?! aren’t yakuza supposed to be all man and everything and not like sweet stuff? definitely not to the extent of flying across buildings for pudding. 
OMGYEY I MANAGED TO WORK CLUBBOX i am like totally illiterate in korean but i can sorta find my way around now. even though i have no idea what the buttons i’m clicking actually say. 
BUTOMG 『堂本兄弟』 with chinese subs. (i don’t think there are any of the episodes with gackt though. 
so i won’t get to see the REAL cardboard!gackt ) so i can finally understand all the crack. the download speed CRAWLS during the day though. (it still is 
) so i think BT is still faster? unless clubbox maxes out its download speed constantly.
started watching 『未満都市』… which is totally NOT ON CRACK … i’m kinda disappointed? 
because it’s like a huge JE vehicle but THERE IS NO CRACK WHYYYYY?! the story is very… harsh? bleak? (the most cracky bit was doko!大和 & dots!猛 cycling all the way from tokyo to chiba… which takes about 9 days? ) but sagdfhfdjsafas!!! chibi!jun is SOCUTE OMG and kohara yuki! doko!大和 & dots!猛 are liek SOMARRIED. and dots!猛 is so the wife. and they fight like an old married couple. DIES. it’s vaguely entertaining how one’s such a spoilt brat and the other a naggy mother hen.
and 『クロサギ』 asfshgdgsh!!! P-CHAN!!! the policeguy and tsurara both annoy me. but kurosaki is so cool. even though he does weird akira-esque thingies. … i see akira in kurosaki which is OMGSOWRONGWTF?
… i need to download the 2nd episode of 『Ｍｙ Ｂｏｓｓ Ｍｙ Ｈｅｒｏ』 for my daily(?) crack fix.
the ning da watched 『木更津キャッツアイ』 from start to finish last night ne~ *cough* i slept at 4:30 *cough* it is muchly on crack and very very WTF? ぶっさん バンビ アニ and the ning da rabus 純 even though he appears for all of liek 5 seconds cos it’s nari, desshou?
… the ning da does not have an okada complex. an okada-from-five-years-ago complex. 
nor a tsukamoto takashi complex. and definitely not a sho-kun-before-he-was-fat complex. really. but but but kimono-wearing!バンビ totally makes me LARF … and i think his taste is srsly screwed if he likes mohko but but but what is アニ’s first name?! 
… it’s not hirohisa though *whacks ぶっさん* it’s too hard to believe that うっちー’s father is a CIA spy even though their whole family speaks engrish and lives on a boat.
… i don’t think バンビ is uke though ne~
not to sawada-kun ne~
fuff~ 『金田一少年の事件簿』 (the matsujun one) finished da ne~ yappari ne~ mysteries make my head hurt ne~ don’t think i watched them in order either ne~ cos the eps are labelled with the case title, i don’t know the order ne~ 
demo ne~ it was OMGSOCUTE *pinches their cheeks* kindaichi & miyuki fight like an old married couple da ne~ and there’s chibi!hasejun ne~ and zomg~ nari in a girl’s kimono in the butterfly ep totez pwnz *pinches cheeks* his character was raised as a girl by his crackpot!father ne~ and they live in the DMJ house castle with lots&lots of weird butterflies ne~
『金田一少年の事件簿』 is surprisingly CRAAACK the ning da always thought it was supposed to be serious ne~ but liek omg~ the titanic references (+music 
) in the ghost ship “marie celeste” ep hurts me SOBAD yo ne~ kindaichi was reenacting the rose&jack scene at the prow of the ship… by himself and this liek totez pains me *dies* my brain liek just died ne~
the ning da misses the old 『Dの嵐』 ne~ the 『Gの～』 clothes are too fugly ne~ just watched Mの嵐 松モップ clip from some random ep (eh~ the ning da doesn’t know which ep it comes from ne~ ) where they make him mop the stage after a concert ne~ and the other members are like singing 「Ａ．ＲＡ．ＳＨＩ．」 *dies laughing*
watched 『野ブタ。をプロデュース』 ep9 last night OMGNOOO i don’t want it to end yo~ *wails* the cliffhanger is totally evil da ne~ *dies* liek omgwtf 修二 you are so not allowed to move away yo ne~~~ 
liek what will 彰 your friends do without you ne? it totez makes me cry ne~ there is liek no ♥ if 修二くん is not here ne~
修二くん～ the ning da will personally spam you with hate mail if you leave without professing your undying ♥ for マリ子… or if you end up professing your undying ♥ for 野ブタ i would so be lesb for マリ子 ne~ (as i was saying to the ms wee last night) demo ne~ マリ子 is really really yasashii ne~ … tsubaki is too fuji-esque it’s kinda scary da ne~ 修二くん～ is 「ありがとう」 really the only thing you could say to her during the rooftop scene??? *whack whack whack*
… the dream part totez freaked me out 
liekwtf is up with the grass imprint? scary da ne~ i kinda wish アオイ had REALLY jumped off… grrrrr~ 
EVIL BITCH!!! demo ne~ why did she do all those horrible things ne??? *confused*
彰 totez pwnz should i be scared his crack is contagious and spreading to 修二くん? *cough* glompage scene at the end with the hammer whacking *cough* liekomg~ the mamechichi (sp???
) is liek spiked with crack it’s SOBAD for sanity
rui, you’re liek totez teh f4 representative for eyecandy, but prease to go back to france? to dump shizuka’s fiance into the seine and liek take his place, plzkthnz omgwtf~ the gold phone is totez tacky & AH BENG *dies dies dies* even my crow complex thinks it’s fugly ne~ too much bling is actually bad ne~ liek srsly, DMJ~ we donch liek need more evidence of your bad taste yo ne~ … liek is it any wonder tsukushi liked rui first before she liked DMJ ne~ golden monkey notwithstanding, rui has 白马王子 clothes ne~
… is so in pain. DMJ’s 天然バカ-ness liek just gets worse & worse maybe cosh he liek keeps losing braincells each ep??? liek wtf is with the furniture?! and i really really really want to brainwash tsukushi into forgetting rui ne~ but liek omggg he is just too cute!!! demo ne~ rui prease to not backstab DMJ liek that cosh liek he totez wubz you *whacks self* and omggg rui your smile is so cheesy
DMJ mama is totez ebil da ne~ … and sakurako is still rather psycho ne~ omg~ KYAAAAAHHH!!! tsukushi called tsubaki “onee-chan” ne~~~ (liek somehow that just makes me really happy, go figure~ ) demo ne~ tsubaki got tsukushi’s name wrong *dies laughing*
UUUUURGHHH!!! the dead animal coat just made it’s appearance *pukes blood* WAHAHAHAHA DMJ referred to himself as “ore-sama” *dies laughing* atobe-sama! atobe-sama! atobe-sama! demo saa~ yuki’s bf is so mean to DMJ yo ne~ *pats DMJ* … and DMJ actually acquired some self-control ne~ awwwww~~~ *turns into pool of fangirl mush* 
he was so sweet at the zoo ne~~~ baka, but so sweet ne~ the ning da is so proud he actually tolerated yuki’s @$$hole bf without beating him up ne~ … well until he lost his temper ne? WAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe he should liek lay off the skinnies? cosh liek, it might improve his mood? *whacks self*
just finished watching and omggg~ i feel so bad for DMJ ne~ demo ne~ you can’t really blame tsukushi? and i need ep7 liek RIGHT NOW, kthnx~ dear japanese broadcasting station, prease to marathon drama cosh waiting for one ep per week totez kills me 
all the fur coats totally make me droooool ne~ (except, of course, the DMJ dead animal coat ne~ ) and red panda~ come to mummy yo~~~ it needs more screentime da ne~ *whacks director* dear ueno zoo, prease to send me your red panda(s). i promise to take good care of it and feed it fresh sashimi everyday. (demo ne~ what do red pandas eat??? 
)
『ＨＹＤ』 party was fun yo ne~ the ning da agrees about the crack air thing ne~ demo ne~ after marathoning one afternoon, the ning da’s main impressions are a) DMJ mama has SCAAARY eyebrows *dies laughing* ; b) DMJ has bad hair+clothes demo ne~ i think ep6 has the worst? *cough* that furry collar… and to the zoo of all places *falls down* it’s liek a huge advertisement to the zoo inmates to maul you or something the ning da is reminded of that animal rights t-shirt i saw some guy wearing on the street once ne~ it said something along the lines of “does your mummy own a fur coat? *insert cute animal picture* his mummy lost hers…” the poor animal was liekomgsoCUTE it almost made the ning da stop liking fur ne~ demo ne~ DMJ’s fur collar really looks like he stuck a dead animal carcass on his collar ne~ i totez ♥ that red panda ZOMG~ let me bring it home! i promise i’ll never make it into a fur coat nor it’s mummy either ne~ … rui should liek share his wardrobe with the rest of f4 ne~ or just DMJ cos i don’t really care about the other f2 *runs away* demo saa~ ep5 changed my opinion of the non-existent f2 they are liek actually alive! *gaspfaint* they’re actually quite yasashii ne~ ; c) would be DMJ is 超天然バカ ne~ *falls down* and i still cringe at DMJ’s tearful farewell scene @ the airport and nooo~ i don’t have anything against shunxmatsujun *cough* 『ごくせん』 anyone? *cough* it’s just that, OOC OOC OOC!!! in relation to the manga, that is ne~ 
and liek DMJ is so not slashable ne~ teh hair is too fugly yanno, DMJxtsukushi is so OTP *kicks rui back to france* demo ne~ drama!DMJ is kinda teh ghei? *cough* manicurists *cough* … or he would be if he had pretty hair & less cakey makeup ne~
sakurako is an ebil psycho bitch yo~ 怖いねぇ～～～ i do think DMJ was really mean to her in the flashback for the drama though~ and when she went to his house too ne~ demo ne~ DMJ mama is scarier cos her eyebrows alone are enough to freak people out … somehow the falshback didn’t seem so mean in the manga? but it’s still liek wtfff?!?!?! and her ebil!chipmunk grin is just *shuddershudder* what happened to DMJ papa? did she liek kill him or something??? the 3 rich bitches need to have their mouths sewn shut ne~ or they could conveniently turn off the sound recording when they’re speaking ne~ okami-san is just weeeird ne~ question, is tea guy akira or soujirou??? *ashamed* and tea guy is not “ichigo ichie” guy, desshou??? or is he? i still think the guy who is supposed to be the drama version of thomas looks like a taiwan!f4 reject liek maybe he was too short to audition for 『流星花园』
unlike the momo!hair, DMJ hair so does not grow on me~ i would liek kill mr johnny and/or mop if it actually did ne~ for killing the last vestiges of my already dying taste ne~ my eyes already hurt everytime DMJ appears on screen and they bleed when his mama does. we need more rui ♥ but i still think he should have stayed in france! *packs rui into fedex box for france*
tsubaki is so much ♥ yo ne~ she’s so unrepentedly teh smiling ebil to her brother demo ne~ i think she kinda killed whatever brain cells he was born with? and liek yesh, it’s so amazing sakurako actually changed clothes + added pretty nail art fake nails before going to the school cafeteria to meet DMJ i ♥ her clothes when she’s playing the sweet little ojou-san though ne~ the psycho bitch clothes are too slutty ne~
… i want to eat 団子 ne~